noonoo in dubai

If u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
If u don't, he says u are proud

If u don't Love him, he tries to possess u;
If u Love him, he will try to leave u!
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do, he says u are cheap.
If u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
If u don't, he says u are from a village

If u do well in your exams, he says it's luck;
If he does well, it's brains.
If u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
If u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
If u are smarter than him, he'll lose face;
If he's smarter than u, he is great .
If u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome;
If u don't, he says that u don't trust him.
If u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
If he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.
If u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his, he is forces to do so.
If u smoke, u are bad girl;
If he smokes, he is gentleman.
If u hurt him, u are cruel;
If he hurts u, u are too sensitive…..& sooo hard to please!!!!!